Exploding Matter, Explodes!

                Scientists today discovered a mysterious thing that they were previously mystified by, Now they are no longer mystified at all by anything. In fact, they have discovered a long time secret of the universe: magic happens. This pertains absolutely no relevance to the fact that explosive matter explodes, but that is not the intent of this document. In reality, crazy people do generally smell.

This can be proven via the weilman-crazy theorem of general property and income tax. Interested? You should be, because it IS YOUR FATHER. Pear. But that's not the point either, because points are generally dull unless properly sharpened by an authorized point sharpening service. Cruiser and crussiarre, your smelly tacos will have a wide range of opportunities in the information technology section of business today, regardless of whether they are spooky tacos or not does not matter only that they are insanely cool yet, at the same time, horribly frighteningly uncool.

Uncool was a word that was discovered in the 1890's and has been in our language since the early 1389's, when sir Alex Preston the 8th said 'that water hath uncool properties'. At that point peasants around the globe rejoiced because there was a massive fire on Lake Erie. But why would anyone be happy about a fire on Lake Erie, the world's foremost producer of corn and corn related accessories? Because gen-y-ers everywhere are pissed off at the oppression that corn and Lake Erie have as well as tacos. I mean, tacos are supposed to be a Mexican food, not crazy third world dictators. The world we live in is truly insane, but not as insane as insane clown posse which is not in its third tour of crazy 8 ball, which is a fun game for nuts to play in insane asylums everywhere in America. But why do such insane asylums exist? For the sole purpose of taking down the corn leader, as well as Lake Erie, Sure, lake Erie is entirely oldskool, sure, it has the entirety of the RUSSIAN MARSCH ORCHESTRA supporting it in every way, but Lake Erie is friggen communist, and if you cant see that you probably have vision problems because lice attack possums.

More so, possums eat small toads and computer hard drives. Possums are, however, a major contributing factor to the internet, because they create massive interweb data centers out of old possum nests and other nest related substances, as well as the fiber optic cables we all know and love as the internet. The internet also owns many things, such as possums and close relatives of the possum, such as small elephants. This violates the scientists anti-possum control theorem because scientists smell like undead turtle excrements of doom, death, and decay. Although Dr. Doom is presumed to be in league with the scientists, he has cited the 5th amendment of the constitution which means he eats waffles for dinner. The constitution has many other fun and exciting things in it, like the recipe for a big mac, the doorknob form your living room door, and the key to the social security lockbox.

Al Gores lunch is also rumored to be held within the safe confines of the lockbox, although the internet is too, and hey, that's how structural support beams in large scale skyscrapers work. So I feel no regret, because these structural supports are generally covered in carpet and carpet-like materials. Why the hatred for I-beams and their socially inept friends? Because carpet is the only true enemy of America, sent in by osamamamamamamam bin laDEEN to destroy the massive infrastructure of high school caffeine databases. Why? Because small scale wood resources are extremely volatile and can quickly ignite cows. Cows are our friends, and were not meant to be ignited. However, Goth music is not entirely Chernobyl nuclear incident, which was discovered on the surface of the sun, near a small dog.

Investigators say the dog may have instigated the original Wendy's Square Burger to create a protoplasm of disgust and heavily poor hygiene such as exploding llama structures. The llama is a very interesting animal, especially considering that Chinese aborigines worship llamas day and night in order to disgust their Australian AUSSIE friends, who find the paint-squares to be very disrespectful to window panes everywhere, not to mention excitable defense.